That was the year I was left at the altar, it was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender, the year I got fired, the year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that, and damn it if it wasn’t one of the best years of my life. Because if anyone of those things hadn’t happen, I never would have ended up with the best job I ever had, but more importantly, I wouldn’t have met your mother, because as you know, she was in that class.

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